genderqueerbookshop asked: I went ice skating. I was just wearing my black ski jacket, black skinny jeans, and rented skates. Ah, but here's the thing, over my black jeans and skates, I was wearing thigh-high leg warmers. As soon as I step onto the ice some asshole whistles at me. Do I really look overage?
I can cook
I can clean
{x}I can decorate
I can garden
I can sew
I can crochet
I can do laundry
I can take care of children
Man can do his own damn laundry… cook your own food bitch
let’s just be awful housewives
And hate small children together
Let’s all be awful housewives.
pancakesailship asked: Landress? LOL surry I know quite a few Emilies xD
cooper lol
Anonymous asked: why are straight men so asdgfhjk!?
Men. You can’t live with them, yet we can’t seem to live without them ;)
(Source: justlikebell)
when your really old bus driver tells you that you are ‘beautiful’ and that the other dude you were talking too because he was awkwardly standing with you because the bus was crowded couldn’t even process words in his head because he was stunned by not only my intelligence but my looks.
wtf. man. i’m 15
I know this isn’t all guys… but both my older brothers have their own man-periods. When I have mine, they get childish and asshole-ish… not just, oh I’m moody and they won’t respect that. As in, pushing me into walls, insulting, calling me a whiny bitch when it gets too frustrating and I cry. Why are you two single again? Oh yeah. That.
genderqueerbookshop asked: Men have flirted with me in shops, at cons, coffee shops, in lines, and on the street. I'm 14, and apparently I look like and have the vocabulary of a college student.
Jail bait is in right now….Jesus men are stupid
So this was originally an idea for a rant that me (Mich) n’ Emily started up after we decided that straight men do too many shitty things
Like for one in my opinion: honking at the ladies when we are walking down the street
it’s like, yo bro, that’s not cool. No one actually likes that, i mean, after a certain amount of times
ANYWAYS: Em n’ I will be posting on this, I hope this blog flourishes!
Go RETARDED SHIT STRAIGHT MEN DO!
have sex with women
I’m allergic to basically everything that exists outside and he likes to play around outside, ATV-ing through the forest and mud. Then he comes inside, sits on the bed, takes his shirt off, and cuddles thinking everything is okay. There is still Nature all over his skin and now on top of the bed, so I get to die of an allergy attack constantly for the next week because I have to sleep in it. And he wonders why I filled half of the bed with stuff so he has to sleep on the couch.
